Fag! You’re it

Din motive evidente – pur si simplu nu pot traduce cuvantul “fag” in romana si sa aiba acelasi sens ca in varianta de faţă pentru orice context – am fost nevoit sa scriu acest articol in engleza. Imi cer scuze pentru inconvenient.

If you’re a fan of South Park, you probably know, by now, that on the historic date of October 21st, 2009 (whole episode here) they changed the meaning of the word “fag”.

This is not as crazy as you may think, since the word “faggot”, or “fag” changed its meaning quite a few times throughout history, for example:

• an old or unpleasant woman
• used as an insult to poor people
• used as an insult to old people
• etc.

Finally, nowadays it’s used as an offensive term against homosexuals.

Well, not anymore it isn’t.

You know how some bikers like to make a lot of noise in order to get noticed? At first you kinda like them or get tricked into thinking you like them by your impressionable friends. So you are intrigued by them, you think they’re pretty cool but, as you grow up and you become wiser, you realise that bikers that make a lot of noise are actually immature, attention seeking douchebags.

So you’re thinking: “GOD, these are such fags!”. Does this make sense to you? Cause it makes insanely good sense to me:

Hopefully this made things clear for you. Now, I think it’s fair to say that one doesn’t have to ride a Harley in order to be a huge faggot. If you blog, you may find that faggots are closer than you think, some of them even reside in your blogroll. Beware. These fags like getting a lil’ crazy sometimes, riding their Wordpress or Blogspot engines.

So which bloggers that we thought were pretty cool are actually attention-seeking, noise-making fags?

Besides Fag20, our local gang of bullies?
Ironically, this is a bunch of homophobic fags, as some of you pointed out.
Let’s see..

1. Radu, piticigratis.com

Why I thought he was pretty cool at first: the “70 sexual positions” series is simply hilarious. The “galloping wheelbarrow” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. In fact, I was such a fan, that at one point I invented a sexual position called “the helicopter man and the helipad woman” using that style and shyly posted it as a comment, here.
Why he’s a douchebag: well, I think it became pretty obvious to everyone, except his herd of loyal commenters (I like to call them fag-aides), that he’s a jerk. He’s kinda like Mircea Badea – “everyone sucks, but me”, except for the much, much, MUCH fouler language. I think he reaches a new level of fagness everytime he uses the word “dick”. And he uses that word alot, for fuck’s sake.
How many calories are burnt: what?

2. Bad Pitzi, pitzipoanca.org

In this fag’s case.. Uhm, wait-wait.. maybe the proper term for a lady-douchebag is fagess, although there are many people claiming she’s actually a dragqueen (at least in her.. his online performance). It’s not Bad Pitzi’s fault that he.. she.. they became a fag. They made a lot of noise from the beginning and there was a time when pitzipoanca.org was a pretty cool site. Really, it’s not their fault. It’s simply that it got really old, really fast seeing the same type of pictures and jokes over and over again. Now that site is useless, except for the handsome 5% quota in the Fag Father’s ZeFagList score.

3. Adrian Soare, succesdublu.ro

Yes, I thought he was pretty cool. For a long, long time. Until I realised that he doesn’t DO anything. That’s not how you inspire people, jerk! succesdublu.ro is simply a “1000 ways you can tell your readers to get up and do something about their lives and tricking them into thinking they’re changed while their asses are still stuck to the freaking chair” blog. But they’re just words. Like them peacocking biker fags (N.R. “to peacock = to exhibit oneself vainly”) he associates himself with wonderful people. He posts impressive clips/quotes/etc. of people that actually did something, while adding his ego-inflated words. What a fag..

4. Mircea Popescu, polimedia.us/trilema

This is one of the biggest fags I know, but, to be honest I actually like this faggot. Why? Because he picks on other fags. Why I thought he was cool at first? Because he posts pictures of women’s cleavage on his blog. Why is he an arrogant douche? Because he posts pictures of women’s cleavage, thus making him a fag, aren’t you paying attention? Also, his methods are pretty unorthodox.

These are just a few examples. There are a lot more fags in the Faggosphere and I’d like to hear your proposals for the 2009 Biggest Fag award (except Tom Cruise, he’s the biggest fag in history).

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Good night, I’m fagged out (N.R. extenuat) by them loud, insecure fags.

Disclaimer: if you don’t know what a “pamflet” is and you somehow find this article offensive, then you’re a huge fag. Hmm, or maybe plain vanilla stupid. Stupid fag!