Sunt o colectie ambulanta de expresii si faze (multe din ele destul de tampite).
Totul a inceput prin gimnaziu, odata cu introducerea MTV si Cartoon Network in grila programelor de cablu (Italia Uno, Canale Cinque, etc. erau fumate deja). La inceput reproduceam fazele constient, in timp au devenit automatisme si le-am colectionat fara sa-mi dau seama. De cele mai multe ori nici nu realizez ca le folosesc. Nu stiu daca am acoperit 25% din ele .. feel free to add more in comments. 
"I can dig holes" (apatic, slightly annoyed)
"But, mooom" (Cartman)
"No kitty, that's a bad kitty"
"Mmmm .. donuts" (Replace "donut" with anything, even non-edible)
"Mmmm .. hiiippooo"
"Fuck the fuckin' fuckers"
"I'll kick you in the nuts" (in special cand ma adresez tipelor)
"You have sand in your vagina" (cand ma adresez tipilor)
"I hate you with every inch of my body"
"Ah, GOD DAMNIT!"
"Mkay"
"You suck"
"Sunteti toti naspa"
"I'm a moron"
"I am a moron and my name is this-guy" (Pointing to a moron)
"You're a moron"
"You're a fucking idiot"
"Run, piglet, run!!!"
"Chizzle, my nizzles"
"Jerk"
"Smart ass!"
"Faggot"
"Gaylord Focker"
"Man, that's gay"
"Dude"
"Duuuuude"
"You're crazy and stupid" (with a superior stance, raised eyebrow)
"Cool"
"Not cool"
"Not cool, dude"
"Ho ho ho"
"Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum"
"Hey hey heeey" (Fat Abbot)
"Hey hey hey, you bitches"
"Heeeey, heeey" (when annoyed, made fun of)
"Muhahaha"
"He-he-he-he-he" (as Peter / Family Guy)
"Honk honk"
"Squeeze squeeze"
"Now, if you allow me to cut the cheese .." (when literally cutting cheese)
"Fuck"
"Fudge"
"Fucking disaster"
"What the fuck"
"Weirdo"
"Freak"
"Freaking weirdo"
"You're such a friggin weirdo"
"Dork / dorkula / dorkzilla"
"It's huuuuuge"
"H-iaa" (cand ma impiedic sau calc stramb, etc. Daca o sa-mi rup un picior vreodata, macar o s-o fac cu stil)
"Tampitule!"
"I-am zis bine, mah?"
"Merge curul ca un net"
"Shaking a tower"
"Patching worn"
"The mount of Conte Cristo"
"Sweet"
"Lame"
"You know what?"
"What?"
"Chicken butt"
"Un-freaking-believable"
"Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla" (cu o melodie care nu-mi place pe fundal, inlocuiesc versurile)
"Is that my voice?"
"Grrrrr"
"But I'm not a super genius! Or ARE I"?
"But enough about me, let's talk about me"
"911, there's a handsome guy in my house"
"GREETINGS"
"What can I say, except .. bu hu hu" (cand e suparat cineva pe mine)
"Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-chaaaa"
Alta:
Bricker, bracker, firecracker,
Sis-bum-bah
Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny
Rah rah rah
Si cateva care ma enerveaza (mai mult decat cele de mai sus)
"Ma rog.."
"Whatever"
".. sau ceva de genu'"
"Anyway .."
Sunt o persoana complexa.
Ma rog..
Narf!
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Ai uitat de:
* “eah … fudge it”
* “e fucked up”
* “e futat”
* “seriousllea”
* “reallea”
* “sa-mi bag piciorul” (convins)
* (dezgustat) ” … chipurile ca si cum …” (”eu nu m-as fi prins”, “nu m-ar fi vazut”)
* (intr-o dezbatere) “da, mosh, da’ …” (aici vin vorbele de glorie)
* (cand nu pricepe) (cu mana pe la langa ureche ca un plisc) “cri … cri … cri”
… mai revin cand am baterie
eu m-am lasat brusc de asta cand am inceput sa am o obsesie legata de coincidente. de atunci EVIT pe cat posibil sa folosesc de 2 ori aceeasi expresie, chiar daca sunt intrebata cum ma cheama
more …
* “[expresie], no?” (”no” se citeÈ™te cum se scrie)
** “this is right, no?”
** din “The Whole Nine Yards”
* “it’s funny! it’s funny!
** din “The Whole Nine Yards”
* “Piece of pie”
** din “The Whole Nine Yards”
* “You go in … and you grab’im”
** din “The Whole Nine Yards”
* “A little bit of [Simpsons|chocolate|milk|cookies], perhaps?”
** uneori generalizat în forma “[expresie], perhaps?”
* “[până la urmă] Mi-a dat cinci-ul” (obosit, după un examen greu)
** extrapolat la “i-a dat cinci-ul” (vorbind despre altceva)
* “EÈ™ti mutant!”
* “Dude!” (nu prea mai e folosită)
* “Not funny, dude!”, “Not cool[, dude]!”, “Uncool!”
* “I’m huuuge!”
* ar mai fi două cenzurate
ce am scris aici mi-a amintit de o chestie… eu de 10 luni repet aceleasi lucruri, am vb cu peste 4000 de oameni… si nici n-am reusit sa-i fac pe toti fericiti… si totusi, daca e ceva ce evolueaza, nu e normal sa ma agat de iluzia respectiva? ( si aici nu e vorba de erectia ta de dimineata
)
imi amintesc din criticile constructive pe care mi le-ai adus tu, mi-ai zis ca mi-ar fi mai bine daca as arata la fel de supla ca in anul III de facultate (aveam o poza pe hi5) … deci gata, tre sa ma indrept constiincios catre sport!
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